Disorderly Conduct |
I'm Laura, 17, gay, Burlington Ontario. starkid(s) trolling |
why am i cRYING
WHY DID THIS GAIN NOTES OMFG
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Why do I, and everyone I love, pick people who treat us like we’re nothing?
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i can’t wait for this day in my life…
wanttt.
oh my god
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what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun
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That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
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| Holden Caulfield: | Hey I just met you |
| Holden Caulfield: | And this is crazy |
| Holden Caulfield: | But anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be. |
| Holden Caulfield: | so don't even call me, you're a phony |
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
With a BANANA!?
omg what how does that work
the fuck?!
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pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
With a BANANA!?
omg what how does that work
the fuck?!
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