Disorderly Conduct

waiting-for-the-tardis:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

why am i cRYING

WHY DID THIS GAIN NOTES OMFG

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Why do I, and everyone I love, pick people who treat us like we’re nothing?

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fidelius-secrets:

keepcalmandlezbfrands:

dare-you-to-love-me:

i can’t wait for this day in my life…

wanttt.

oh my god

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what if I pretend to be British for like the first 6 months at college only around my roommate and I wake her up every morning at like 6 am and say like “up up darling it’s time for your tea the birds are singing a spoon full of medicine makes the medicine go down” and then we get back from winter break and switch back to normal and pretend she made the whole thing up until she loses her mind that would be fun

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whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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gayundertones:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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areyoushoree:

bestttt

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relaxmike:

heyitsricky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

With a BANANA!?

omg what how does that work

the fuck?!

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4doors:

pink flamingo (by 500daysofkara)

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